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This personage, hereby accursed, is labeled odorous like putrid gore.

May a duck come to rest on thine head and cannot be persuaded to leave.

Ouht tums skeap ni agarman, tub lyon veery theor centeens. Very, very annoying. Evry innagony.

May the person who carries this become liquid as the water.

Thou will be afflicted with particularly unignorable flatulence.

Thou must never do better than the mime.

Thou will not be able to play the role of a married person in a fit of drunkenness on a young horse.

May thou have an elaborately curled mustache that grows back five minutes after every shave.

Thou shall have an obnoxious theme song, that plays whenever you move.

Thou are cursed to spell out the last word of every sentence. S E N T E N C E.

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