These silly curses are made to share laughter. The paper label includes these instructions:
- Send into the world for someone to find randomly.
- Plant on your arch nemesis.
- Break glass to cast a reverse curse.
This is a sampling of some of the curses:
- This personage, hereby accursed, is labelled odorous like putrid gore.
- Thou must never do better than the mime.
- Thou shall have an obnoxious theme song, that plays whenever you move.